Woke and Boke

I was gonna go to work today, but I woke and boke instead. Now I’ll just sit around and make excuses for myself instead.
by Cheebcrazy July 03, 2019
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Woke and Boke

Past tense of "wake and bake"

When you are fully high in the a.m. whilst being "woke".
"Have you wake and baked yet? Yes my guy, I am fully woke and boke!"
by Richyydollass September 04, 2021
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Woke and Boke

Dude, it's clear those two woke and boke this morning.
by ProCQtr March 15, 2021
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woke-check

The act of calling someone out for being less woke than you are. May be used as a form of social shaming or in a sarcastic, friendly manner.
Did you see Shannon try to woke-check our Head of Diversity? Not a smart move.
by Schaaf May 01, 2019
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A Law Woke Bar

A sarcastic exclamation highlighting the perceived irony or hypocrisy of advocating for progressive values while ignoring or excusing violent behavior, particularly from extremist groups.
"Did you hear that LGBTQ+ activist defending those Islamic extremists? That's such 'A Law Woke Bar' moment."
by Mitcheroo June 20, 2024
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WOKE Faggotism

The current leftism joke of a government occupying the Whitehouse
The Whitehouse is overrun with WOKE Faggotism
by Ikillit August 20, 2023
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Woke Right

The woke right is a contemporary political phenomenon that mirrors the virtue signaling, identity politics, and outrage tactics of the woke left—but in service of conservative, populist, or nationalist goals. It deploys viral content, memes, and boycotts to attack progressive causes like DEI, gender ideology, and mass migration, framing these battles in absolute moral terms—often targeting racial egalitarianism and blank-slate humanism—and casting “patriots,” “Christians,” or “normal gays” as besieged identity groups.
Boycotting Bud Light over a trans ad? That’s the woke right”
“Hey Fran, what happened to your X account?” “It got nuked by the pearl clutching woke right.”
by Frandalorian May 14, 2025
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