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the ironic state of being so hopelessly indoctrinated by the mainstream PC culture of being aggressively anti-establishment, individualistic, tolerant, and overtly aware of every marginalized social demographic that you march in lockstep with the establishment that promotes these false virtues by encouraging you to shed any remnant of individual thought or expression that does not align with the establishment's prescribed virtues, refuse to tolerate any deviation from those virtues in yourself or others, and marginalize others by reducing everyone to nothing more than a collection of immutable traits such as race, gender, and sexual orientation.
Hey! Did you see Marla's new frog/froggy pronouns? Frog identifies as frog after frog saw a 60 minutes exposé about gay, black, female republicans having internalized racist, misogynist tendencies because all gays, blacks, and women are supposed to be democrats. Frog then realized that as a white person frog wasn't oppressed enough to have a valid point of view which made frog sad and want a bath. Then frog realized frog like being in water as much as frog liked being out of the water just like a frog, so frog must be frog! Afterwards, Frog got a promotion at work for being so woke!
by soultrip September 26, 2022
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1) To be an idiot

2) To be more retarded than people whom are medically determined to be retarded

Synonyms: idiot, backwards, no morals, satan worshiper,
Us woke people laugh that the anti-woke think the election was rigged.
by Old Wise E November 24, 2023
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In the current political landscape woke simply means anti-white, or white exclusion. It can be expanded to the demonization of whites as well as perceived ignorance. Examples would include 'white privilege', 'white guilt', 'white fragility'.
Many CEO's promoted the woke agenda until they realized it is the very definition of racism.
by TheOtherMeToo March 21, 2023
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"WOKENESS"🤔 refers to a contemporary ideology rooted in Critical Theory, race, and identity politics, often infused with elements of Marxism, which emphasizes a hierarchical view of victim-hood and collective identity. This ideology tends to prioritize group identities over individual agency, leading to an overemphasis on identity categories such as race, gender, and sexual orientation. Critics argue that "wokeness" fosters a culture of victim-hood, promotes intolerance towards differing viewpoints (commonly known as "cancel culture"), and undermines the principles of individualism and meritocracy. Furthermore, it is often associated with policies and practices that prioritize diversity over qualifications, potentially leading to reverse discrimination and the devaluation of excellence and achievement.
Why did Woke Colin Kaepernick join a dating app? He wanted to find someone who would take a knee for him, just like he did for social justice!
by Hippie Slayer1 March 29, 2024
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Not a dick.
Nick, the neon-nazi, shouted at the crowd "fuck off you woke bastards", which only served to make everyone feel better about opposing him.
by Firescientist June 18, 2020
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Woke means to be a real nigga woke about situations you feel.
by Havzhsha June 18, 2018
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An insult thrown by those who are disgusted at the ideology they may not be the supreme race, country or gender, and want to find a way to justify their facist, homophobic, misogynistic and racist views by putting the blame on the innocent. The people that use this word are the people who cheer when refugees and asylum seekers die at sea. If someone accuses you of being woke, they actually mean, you’re not enough of a cunt
“Wait you don’t like seeing refugees drown at sea? You’re so woke!”
by 10ting December 29, 2022
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