Commercial work

The kind of work where you hate the work and the workers.

Being married to Katie was like commercial work ...

by DR.S Moostie February 16, 2021

working the tip

When A woman works the tip of your dick

I'll be working the tip tonight darlling

by Iwntpussie March 4, 2021

Work Tramp

A self proclaimed tramp when at work. Also known as Luke Johnston.

“I’m luke and I’m a work tramp, i don’t wash for weeks when at work”

by Work Tramp March 20, 2021

Shawn work

Useless/unnecessary work that is completed, but incorrect. Also work that needs to be completed that is left for you to do.

‘You did a lot of Shawn work by reorganizing that.’
‘I guess I’ll do all this Shawn work, apparently no one else is going to.’

by Toiletboard May 4, 2021

work piss

When in a social situation with work colleagues, the period of time at the start of the night when the conversation always turns to work. Before everyone has a few drinks and actually starts to have fun.

We spent the first hour emptying the bladder of work piss.

by T-Bone78 January 19, 2013

Day Work

The act of doing installation/pleasure work while being sober during daylight hours.

Jeremy, did you put in Day Work on that girl again?

by SweetMeat August 26, 2013

Work idiot

A person you work with that's an idiot that shouldn't have been hired in the first place. They're told to do the simplest task and look at you like they don't know what you're talking about.

Dumb: Hey Lloyd, sweep the aisles today.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023