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Ham Hat

When you’re sucking the cock of a fat guy and his belly lays on your head like a hat.
Every time I suck off Big Bob, I end up with his belly on my head like a goddamn Ham Hat.
by MacGregor209 October 8, 2022
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knitting a hat

I had sex for so long, I was knitting a hat!
by Big daddy "skin" March 5, 2015
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Serbian Hat

When a midget completely mounts your head and face fucks you.
"Hey look, that guy over there is wearing a Serbian Hat!"
by _po_gv September 9, 2023
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Newsboy hat

A newsboy hat looks exactly like what somebody would wear to a golf course. It's about as impressive to an opponent as bench pressing 500 pounds and looking at somebody, since it doesn't prove anything about a person.
If he/she wore his/her newsboy hat to the golf course, he/she would most likely fit right in as long as he/she didn't also start saying "Come on, I'll take on anyone that thinks this is just a golf cap, I'm headstrong and I always go hard, even now I won't back down from no one here if they try to get in my head!"
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
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Beanie hat

A teen girl afraid of sexual euphemisms in internet chat rooms.
When you're a teen girl girl talking to your family don't be afraid to be a beanie hat, under certain conditions of course.
by Sexydimma July 13, 2021
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Meat hat

Belfast slang for paraphimosis
I'm getting an operation to turn my meat hat into a meat snood
by BelfastMeatHat November 16, 2019
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Time in the hat

Time in the hat is a period of self reflection whilst on a dose of psychedelics. Sometimes meaning literally putting a hat over your eyes and losing yourself.

Alternatively this can also mean you've put in your dues in your job.
EXAMPLE 1: Timmy needs to spend some time in the hat. He's a little selfish.
EXAMPLE 2: Joe used to work at the gas station. He really put in his time in the hat.
by TimeInTheHat April 29, 2019
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