by Jwaching July 21, 2016

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.
John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.
Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.
Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.
by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019

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by FuryPanda December 27, 2017

Gelatinous substance that escapes from your butt when you gamble on a fart and lose. Often times after enema or a bout of diarrhea. Sometimes without warning.
by CareBear82 March 26, 2017
