prairie dog nap

When you're taking a shit and start taking a nap while still having a turd hanging out.

I just took a prairie dog nap, I'm rested and ready to eat.

by yipyak April 20, 2015

pre-nap fap

1. A scenario in which one lies down for a nice power nap, but due to an inconvenient erection or horny thoughts, must jerk the gherkin before drifting into a long, restful slumber
2. A masturbation session completed right before a nap, ideally an afternoon nap. This fap sesh is intended to release tension, relax the masturbator, and prepare him for a long, restful nap.

3. Any other sort of fap that comes before a nap

(Matt) : Dude, you look so well-rested, what's your secret?
(Kai) : I hit that pre-nap fap bro, I feel totally restored. I'm a new man.

by Bing Dang Ow March 5, 2017

White Power Nap

A short daytime rest taken be white nationalists to reaffirm and deepen their racist ideologies.

Jed was having second thoughts about attending a proud boys rally, but after his afternoon white power nap, he was ready to march and riot with the best of them.

by MeowMixEpicurean January 15, 2023

hyper nap

A very quick nap. Should never be more than 15 min.
If you're out driving, and getting really tired, you should take a hyper nap.
A Hyper Nap makes you relax, and you feel ready to go when it's over!

I'm kinda sleepy, I'll have a hyper nap before we go out.
Hyper naps are great to do in recess

by Alvir September 6, 2007

jack n' nap

To jack off only to be followed by a nice relaxing nap, for a euphoric sensation.

Yeah, I came home yesterday pretty beat, so I just jack n' napped it off.

by Alex "Waffles" Baranov December 9, 2008

Post Buggy Nap

A nap taken after participating in a Carnegie Mellon event called Buggy, where people push 3 wheeled vehicles around at 6-9 am on weekend mornings.

That was an excellent morning of rolls, guys! Time for my post buggy nap.

by Matt Laroche November 14, 2004

DIRT NAP CREW

Older individuals in a working environment who no longer serve any purpose other than the creation of more work for you.

Bob joined the dirt nap crew shortly after his fourth bypass surgery and could no longer function without assistance.

by EPT September 18, 2006