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run like a mother fucker

to run as fast as you can
Tony: Shit, its da cop!

Me: Run like a mother fucker!
by Pimp jamie B June 27, 2009
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head to the motherfucking desk

1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.

2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.

3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.
Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"
by QueenSlartibartfast March 21, 2010
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scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit

When you use the term 'scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit' in relation to another person, the subtle implication is you don't actually like or respect them.
"You may have saved the whales throughout the 80's Uncle Pete in your charitable life, however, there's no getting around it, in this life right now, you are a scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit and there's no getting around that."
by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
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Mother

The most amazing, strong, loving, and heroic woman you will ever know. She gets up earlier and stays up later then anyone else and still manages to keep the family together. She teaches you the things you can't learn from anyone else through examples and hard work. Often punishes you for things you don't think are fair as a child but grow up to appreciate the character she helped you build.
by Kat85 June 17, 2008
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A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."
by anonymous July 11, 2004
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English, motherfucker!

What you can scream at someone when said individual is rambling on about anything stupid, uninteresting, or nerdy. The perfect "shut up" phrase. Coined from the infamous "Ezekiel 25:17" scene in "Pulp Fiction" starring Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta.
Wannabe pimp: "Yo, homie! I be rippin' and runnin' an' gunnnin' sunnin' and bunnin' on these hoes wit' my fo-fo fuck the po-po! Knawmean?


Me: English, motherfucker!
by Frostbite Da Sno Leopard February 15, 2009
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