When you make up, not hungover cause you’re not a pussy, but with a way to fat girl. However, when you’re about to leave you spot a strawberry up her coochie.
by Mrs.MC August 4, 2020
Get the Strawberry morningmug. by Roy-Taichou July 18, 2009
Get the chop the morning woodmug. A hook-up session in the a.m., following a drunken encounter the night before. Things have the potential to be somewhat serious, because is a sober act and not run on drunken hormones.
Girl #1: I think he really likes me. We bomo-ed last night, but after waking up we did the morning make-out!
Girl #2: Wow, this could actually lead to a real relationship!
Girl #2: Wow, this could actually lead to a real relationship!
by AznPrincess July 12, 2009
Get the Morning Make-outmug. by Butterscotch Nick September 13, 2019
Get the Morning Dewmug. A shit that you have to take less than 15 mins after arriving to work. Alot of times it can get you in trouble with the boss because they have no idea where the hell you are.
Barbara: Have you seen Jenny this morning?
Jay: No I haven't. Have you checked the bathroom yet? She could be taking an early morning shit.
Barbara: God damnit!
Jay: No I haven't. Have you checked the bathroom yet? She could be taking an early morning shit.
Barbara: God damnit!
by Speakerbox12 June 1, 2016
Get the early morning shitmug. A phenomenon amongst particularly sadistic runners. When it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. Can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.
Ben: Man, can you drive me home? I'm way too wasted to drive.
Mike: How are you going to get your car man?
Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.
Mike: How are you going to get your car man?
Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.
by ehmohteeoh October 13, 2010
Get the Morning After Marathonmug. Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock
"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."
by freezerbee August 1, 2019
Get the Beef jerky in the morningmug.