May 29th

The NEW new international goth day because Alli forgot for a second time.

Alli:I MISSED INTERNATIONAL GOTH DAY
Foley:MAKE A NEW ONE THEN
*new international goth day is created
Alli: funny enough I didn’t get a chance to celebrate haha...
*May 29th was soon marked new new international goth day after the incident

by Bes Mean May 25, 2021

May 12

May 12th is the day when the hottest people are born. They are also really funny

Person 1: hey I was born on may 12!
Person 2: omg you’re so hot and funny

Person 1: why?
Person 2: because you were born on may 12th!

by SwaggyPerson November 15, 2021

May 1

try something you haven’t tried before.

Today is may 1st i’m going to go try to play volleyball.

by ♉️ November 21, 2020

May 20

Get ur friend to do everything

me: ay cuh do this for me
friend: hell na u can’t tell me what to do
me: umm yea it’s May 20
friend: o shi

by machary May 10, 2022

May 20

Is the day where anyone can catch these hands, Rated E for everyone🥊

Him: Its May 20, equal rights day. Put them hands up gang
Her: Huh? *Slumped*

by Wiselightskin May 19, 2022

May 4th

National dick SUCKING day

Today is the day you pull fourth new tricks

May 4th of ur dick be in my mouth

May 4th of my mouth be on ur dick

Silly bunny tricks come w bibs

Meet me at my crib :)

by LolaaBunnie May 3, 2023

May 28

May 28 is the National Give Your Girl Head Day, meaning you have to give head to your girlfriend no matter what

Gf: Hey it s may 28!
Bf: And?
Gf: Get on your knees.

by TsukiiLmao May 23, 2022