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mark alba

An asshole dickhead that lives in San Pedro California / doesn’t pay child support /hits women/fights physically with his family especially his brother more than anyone else /especially since Mark Alba can’t fight without backup/a rotten to the core toxic poisonous person /a husk of what would be considered a man at one point.
Dude did you see that mother fucking bitch Mark Alba?
by Someone who knows this truth September 6, 2020
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Mark Cazz

When you have a car, then Mark Cazz pulls up and asks where you get that car from.
by FurryMathias September 22, 2020
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Mark

The best fucking friend you'll ever have. He's Athletic, Strong, Trustworthy.
Be Good To Your Friend Mark He'll Do You Good Back.
by SwaggyLovesMe October 23, 2020
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CRZY MARK

Doesn't play with a full deck,3aces up his sleeve.
Doesn't follow other people's tracks.
Lights people fuses,walks away and watch shit explode.
Two for the price of one, split personality.
You need to watch out for CRZY MARK, shit happens out of the blue with that dude.
by CRZY MARK October 24, 2020
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mark shit

"Welp, be right back! Gotta take a mark shit! The Fuck?"
by cantchooseaname October 26, 2020
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Mark

Also known as Dino. His sister is the Mother of God. A heavenly angel who can also shape-shift into his personal Mary Magdalene. Just say the word and I shall be healed.

Jesus's friend
Mary: I heard you want to meet.
Mark: Maybe, as long as you don't shape shift into Mary Magdalene.
Mary: I can't promise you anything. Let's see how the meeting goes.
Mark: Ugh, I'm going to lose my lunch.
by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 29, 2020
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Concretor Mark West

When a shorter bald man marries a taller more attractive woman way out of his league
I was at wattle grove pub the other day and a looked at this beautiful blonde tall sexy woman with a short bald guy wearing crocs. I walked over to his and said are you doing a concretor mark west he said ahhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh
by Ahh yeeaahh Matt Martin October 29, 2020
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