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boys locker

A place of fucking chaos and destruction where shit always goes down.
Girls locker: omg I hate p.e
Boys locker: commando! Commando! I need air support!! *Explosion*
by Digbickscuekr June 5, 2019
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Alabama lockdown

An Alabama lockdown is when people who are related lock themselves in a room and masturbate together
Omg Ronnie and his mom Alabama lockdowned
by Mrchubby sir December 16, 2019
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CAPS LOCK

CAPS LOCK IS THE ONE BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD THAT WONT WORK IN FACT ITS STUCK IN ALL CAPS AND I HATE IT BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK I AM SCREAMING THEIR ASS OFF ON THE INTERNET. MY GOD DAMN ENGLISH TEACHER GAVE ME A 75 ON MY PERFECT ESSAY BECAUSE IT WAS IN ALL CAPS I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO HER WHAT HAPPENED AND DIDNT DO ANYTHING IM SO FUCKIN PISSED!
CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON CAPS!!!
by Not a legend 27 February 24, 2020
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cara lockett

bro cara lockett is such a bitch
by tamponlicker May 18, 2020
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Mirror Locked

When you are high on psychedelics and you find yourself looking into a mirror. What will happen is a strong gravitational pull from the mirror holding you in place, eyes locked to your own eyes, that takes a strong physical effort and will power to break. You may or may not come to a profound realization.
"Bro, you were the bathroom 20 minutes are you okay?"
"Yea man, I went pee then got mirror locked washing my hands."
by Zenoren April 17, 2020
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Couch locked

When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe.
My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours.
by drew a button December 12, 2020
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toilet locked

the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly
Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
by Achilleas Sym December 21, 2020
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