Pre-laziness

1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.

2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.

Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!

Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.

by G. GOFA May 2, 2010

The lazy Diane

The process of rotating a patient in bed using 2 slide sheets with a nurse at each top sheet corner.

"Hey this patient is in the bed up side down, how will we put them the right side up?" "We'll do The lazy Diane, we just need 4 nurses and 2 slide sheets!"

by THE FLANGE 2.0 June 10, 2024

lazy

Donald Trump not at least changing the channel to the good TV shows.

A lazy President for a lazy country.

by Ereck Flowers February 17, 2018

Lazy

When you can't be bothered to come pick someone up, even though they would do they same for you.

Hey Anna, can you come pick me up? I can't get home! No sorry I'm too LAZY!

by The willy bum bum bum February 21, 2018

Lazy

Tristan.

Mom: Tristan you are so lazy.
Tristan: I don't care.

by captain k´nuckle October 12, 2019

Lazy whale

Someone who doesn't even try when making out or when having sex.

"That lazy whale wouldn't even go down on me, girl!"

by Rawkel September 16, 2018

lazy pie

An endearing term for a galette, a flat pastry containing a sweet or savory filling with crumbly cheese.

Short on time but we have some goat cheese, I guess I'll make a lazy pie.

by Hecate117 September 21, 2021