lazy popsicle

a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.

last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.

by theguywiththesmallpeen August 21, 2022

Lazy

Jason Hetfield, non working

I don’t want to work today, I’m going to be lazy like Jason Hetfield

by Noname8800 November 14, 2022

Lazy Disorder

Lazy disorder is a serious condition that cannot be cured. People with lazy disorder will sometimes have moments when they just won’t get up. This is not their fault, this is a result of their condition.

Did you hear Mohammed has lazy disorder?
No I didn’t I thought he was just lazy

by thechunkster53 November 16, 2022

Lazy

The person here reading this

Your lazy

by Jacquis the unwise May 2, 2022

lazy adventurer

Someone who goes on outdoor adventures almost daily but is extremely sedative while not engaging in outdoor activities

Braden is such a lazy adventurer, he goes surfing and climbing outside every day but other than that he just sits in his room and plays video games.

by TheSalamanderKing September 14, 2022

Lazy employee

Known as a Timmy Sullivan

Hey boss sorry I’m late. Are we getting off at 10 a.m today so I can take a nap by 11. Also have you seen my new hammock I installed in the not so much work van. Lazy employee

by PorkNbeans123 September 15, 2022

Lazy boy/recline

New Canadian terminology that is said when a pitcher has 2 strikes on the batter. Teammates in the dugout are obligated to tell the pitcher to throw him a lazy boy. As the pitch is being delivered, the teammates say “andddddd recline” as the ball crosses the plate for strike 3. As Orthner and Coach Frank have given examples of how it is done, it is supposed to be said in a relaxing tone.

“Throw him a lazy boy!” said Orthner to the pitcher.

“Orthner what the hell does that mean?” Says a fellow teammate.
“Just watch….andddd recline”

Lazy boy/recline : a Canadian saying when the pitcher has 2 strikes on a batter

by PDUB03 September 20, 2022