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Kyle is that typical biker that non stop drinks monster and he has spiky blonde hair.
Bikers: “hey Kyle.”
Kyle: “you guys want a monster then we can hit the track.”
Kyle by Bigbattyman123 April 17, 2019
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A man with an enormous addiction to Monster energy drinks and always has them handy in times of need
“Where did you get all those monster?”
“Kyle…”
Kyle by King Shlook April 29, 2019
That one guy who vapes every 5 seconds. He's drywalls number one enemy and has almost had a heart attack every day of his life from drinking monster energy.
Bro how has Kyle not died yet he drinks so much monster
Kyle is fucktard (I say this with love) who can make you laugh to the point of crying. So what do you do if you meet a Kyle, well chances are you he is not going to open up any time soon. Many don’t want to burden other with their endless thought and ideas.
Kyle’s a fucktard, but a loveable one.
Kyle by Suspect Fresh May 29, 2019
A nice, quiet guy who goes completely bonkers when exposed to Monster Energy
Nolan: Hey Kyle, whats going o—
Kyle: UNLEASH THE BEAST MOTHERFUCKER
Kyle by eforce222 June 6, 2019
A man who has monster drinks as his blood. Plastic chains as his veins. Camo sagging joggers with military boots. A black jacket unzipped with a white shirt inside. Uses a motorcycle helmet even though he only rides a black bicycle. He's american. He's blonde. He talks like a surfer boi. And he vapes too so, yeh.
Kyle : sick vibes dude
Kyle 2 : yeh vibes, vibes.
Kyle : just got these black airpods for like $350 dude.
Kyle 2 : damn son, i only have white ones.
Kyle by Cloudd June 9, 2019