National grab knob and bollocks day

An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16

Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?

by Bigboyseb April 11, 2018

Door knobs

Nipples that are swollen or are bruised, usually after someone has been "titty twisted". Resembles the nipples being twisted like door knobs.

Joey: Yo, look how bruised Patrick's nipples are.
Jason: Yea, those are some crazy door knobs

by Stan the Man 54 December 11, 2016

faucet knob

A blumpkin with a twisting motion.

She was giving me a faucet knob while talking dirty about ghost ass.

by Lzcs October 20, 2019

knobbed in the butty

fucked in the ass, both physically and metaphorically.

" she wanted to be knobbed in the butty" so I did
"He crashed into my car and drove off, totally knobbed in the butty"

by csmc November 25, 2015

slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty

"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."

by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019

Knob-Jockey

A Knob-Jockey is someone who jockeys a knob

Aiden - "I know how to ride cock like an absolute pro, I should be in porn, sad my penis is too small"
Brad - "Your such a Knob-Jockey"

by Yuppy_254 April 13, 2023

Knob Wrench

A rough wank that stretches and thins the penis shaft and gives a shiny purple bell end.

"Damn that woman has a strangle hold!!! She gave me Knob Wrench!"

"My dick looks like a cherry on a stalk after that Knob Wrench!"

by Eddie Grundie July 21, 2012