an amazing person who really wants the best for everyone.Generally a red head that has bad fashion sense.once you get her don’t give her away and that’s on periodt.
by on tha gang October 10, 2019
by Kumduff June 01, 2016
Fat jordan is a big fat dumpring who loves eating some muscularbooty with his long lanky fingers. By definition he is much fatter than fat caleb.
by Tamago. July 26, 2020
A multi-talented person from Illinois. He is an up-and-coming star. Matya is a great athlete. He is funny, smart, and very good-looking!
by Sexy Mama 242 December 06, 2006
He’s such a Gym Jordan, they caught him stroking his penis while watching wrestlers in tight shorts.
by Don Facundo September 08, 2021
Often found working at law firms and seated next to somebody named Johan.
Tends to make jokes and tap dance at random intervals, just because his little heart does desire such things.
Recognized by the Board of Anti-Productivity as a fellow Slacker, and a well established intern among his peers.
Loved by many as the soft spoken guy, but those who know him better would understand he makes balloon idols of himself and worships them after hours when nobody is around.
Best friend is Johan.
Tends to make jokes and tap dance at random intervals, just because his little heart does desire such things.
Recognized by the Board of Anti-Productivity as a fellow Slacker, and a well established intern among his peers.
Loved by many as the soft spoken guy, but those who know him better would understand he makes balloon idols of himself and worships them after hours when nobody is around.
Best friend is Johan.
by Mr.Bojangles. August 03, 2011
A male indevidual with an acceptionally large penis; that certainly knows how to please/satisfy a woman.
He is such a Jordan lynch
by Peace to the world February 23, 2014