jockspeak

A series of grunts and other ape-like noises that only jocks seem to understand. On first encounter, the "conversation" may sound perfectly normal. However, on closer inspection, you realize that these "words" only have meaning to the speakers, and aren't really even worthy of being called "words".

Translation of jockspeak can be very difficult without an interpreter (preferably a former jock).

"Uh."
"Mmn."
"Ungh."
"Uh-uh."
"Mm."
"Mmh."
-end of conversation

by Chasity Harlan, Rebecca Pashby, and Kelly Boman January 1, 2005

slot jockey

Slot Jockey. Someone who has a gambling problem, or gmables allot.

Dad, Can I be a slot jockey like you when I grow up?

by Gareth Littlehales November 25, 2004

jock cock

Your shrunken penis as a result of arduous physical activity.

Dude, I just ran 5 miles and my girlfriend made fun of my jock cock.

by Senor Smalldick September 18, 2007

Camel Jockey

Used to describe a turbin wearing individual whether they ride a camel or not.

Look at that fuckin Camel Jockey...what a cocksucker!

The sooner they send these fuckin Camel Jockeys back to Turdistan the better.

Fuck that ignorant stinkin Camel Jockey, he can wait for me to order first!

by dunebuggypilot March 11, 2014

glory hole jockey

glohr-ee hohl jok-ee
-noun
1. a person whom sits inside waits inside of the stall or on the recieving end of the glory hole waiting for someone to insert their cock into the glory hole

2.your mom

Damn michael, your mom is one hell of a glory hole jockey.

by Chris, that guy doing your mom December 22, 2008

COJELA QUE VA SIN JOCKEY

PUERTO RICAN MEANING APROACH HER,SHE LOOKS SINGLE,GO GET HER.ETC.

LOOK AT THAT FINE MAMCITA! ANDALE QUE DIGO "COJELA QUE VA SIN JOCKEY"!

by MSEXY305 August 4, 2009

Jocking My Nuts

Behavior in which an overbearing wife/girlfriend continually calls to check on her man's activities.

Three calls in one hour? That girl is really jocking my nuts.

by Sejanus June 13, 2008