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Jonathan

Jonathan is a stick niga that gets ghosted by a yuchen and offers drugs to the girl after sex. He finishes in the amount of time it takes for a girl to run away from him, 1 second. He abuses women on the daily and this homeless poor broke bitch boy doesnt sleep and spends his day jacking off to feet pics and photos of literal pieces of shit.
Timmy shat his pants and was quickly devoured by Jonathan (Jonathan came a little at the sight of shit).
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.
by Lucas Cheng March 23, 2024
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Jonathan

The boy you never knew you could fall so deeply in love with.
Person 1 "Jonathan? Why would you like him? "
Person 2 "I don't know. Just anything he does makes my heart flutter rapidly."
by Myself/ I /me November 22, 2021
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Jonathan billiam squidworth

The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.
Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.
by Megasour69 January 28, 2023
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Jonathan

Weaker the a slug and can’t spend money correct and sucks att school should get a grade under
Jonathan sucks for real
by Lars du vet April 27, 2022
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Jonathan

He is so sexy it's must be Jonathan
by A swedish Guy 69 February 13, 2017
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Jonathan Jones

J.J usually charming fit amazing at sports ….. nah I’m just kidding , heavy set , caucasian , ugly has no Girls more than likely a browns fan and acts, looks or talks like a hillbilly ,
1.Hey where’s Jonathan Jones

2 probably doing his cousin in the trailer
by Jonathan J November 23, 2021
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