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Jonathan billiam squidworth

The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.
Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.
by Megasour69 January 28, 2023
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Jonathan

Jonathan is that one guy that won't leave your mind.
Ever sense I met Jonathan I always had this feeling about him. And whenever we're together I just feel like the world around me stopped completely. I've never loved someone the way I do to him and is just incredibly surprising how someone I thought I would never be friends with a big part of my life like that.
by theloverandhatergirl November 20, 2023
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Jonathan

The boy you never knew you could fall so deeply in love with.
Person 1 "Jonathan? Why would you like him? "
Person 2 "I don't know. Just anything he does makes my heart flutter rapidly."
by Myself/ I /me November 22, 2021
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jonathan chavez

Jonathan Chavez is the most sweetest boy ever. Even if we don't talk anymore your still the boy I think about sometimes even on days I should think about you. I remember your curly hair and how you used to associate me with heart stopper because I had the vans and you had the converse. Jonathan is the type of loser that doesn't really show how sad he is but when your in a 1 on 1 conversation with him late at night, he will cry on your shoulder. I remember when I picked your whole outfit for a 5th grade graduation ceremony, I was wearing a red dress and lolita red shoes. I was about to be late to the bus with heels but I still replied to your 4:am messages because I loved you and I still do. Nobody can complete the gap you left me with, even after you loved me and cared for me for 2 years and almost another year, there's always someone who will break my heart over the years but nobody will ever be able the fulfill the heart I had when I was with you. I still have the matching braclets, as of messages, and the left over happy memories you've given me. If there was one wish I could have it would be to spend one last happy memory with you Jonathan Chavez even if your a loser, I still loved you and I always will because you were my loser. The converse to my vans and the left piece to my soul.
Jonathan Chavez is the boy of my night dreams but can turn your soul into a nightmare hole.
by jonathan chavez November 19, 2023
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Jonathan

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jonathan has a big dick.
by ilikepussydaswet November 21, 2021
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jonathan mayonnaise

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*
by Adam of the Jones Variety April 11, 2023
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