Jonathan is a stick niga that gets ghosted by a yuchen and offers drugs to the girl after sex. He finishes in the amount of time it takes for a girl to run away from him, 1 second. He abuses women on the daily and this homeless poor broke bitch boy doesnt sleep and spends his day jacking off to feet pics and photos of literal pieces of shit.
Timmy shat his pants and was quickly devoured by Jonathan (Jonathan came a little at the sight of shit).
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.
by Lucas Cheng March 23, 2024
Get the Jonathanmug. Person 1 "Jonathan? Why would you like him? "
Person 2 "I don't know. Just anything he does makes my heart flutter rapidly."
Person 2 "I don't know. Just anything he does makes my heart flutter rapidly."
by Myself/ I /me November 22, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.
Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.
by Megasour69 January 28, 2023
Get the Jonathan billiam squidworthmug. by Lars du vet April 27, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. by A swedish Guy 69 February 13, 2017
Get the Jonathanmug. J.J usually charming fit amazing at sports ….. nah I’m just kidding , heavy set , caucasian , ugly has no Girls more than likely a browns fan and acts, looks or talks like a hillbilly ,
by Jonathan J November 23, 2021
Get the Jonathan Jonesmug.