Jonathan

Got a MASSIVE penis.

You know that Jonathan guy he has a 10ft willy

by Big pp649 November 28, 2021

Jonathan

probably likes crunch bars

person 1: is that a crunch bar
person 2: yes
person 2: *name is jonathan*

by clydethewiggler November 13, 2021

Jonathan

The boy you never knew you could fall so deeply in love with.

Person 1 "Jonathan? Why would you like him? "
Person 2 "I don't know. Just anything he does makes my heart flutter rapidly."

by Myself/ I /me November 22, 2021

jonathan mannering

Like if Linguini was an english major and was combined with a french Ron Weasley

I've got Jonathan Mannering this semester. Suffice to say that this will suck in most wonderful way

by The Blackrock Slicer October 16, 2020

Jonathan

Evil man. Will break your heart then suddenly ghost you forever

Jonathan is an asshole

by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021

Jonathan

Weaker the a slug and can’t spend money correct and sucks att school should get a grade under

Jonathan sucks for real

by Lars du vet April 27, 2022