Dropped my controller

The act of killing a teammate in a video game for no apparent reason and need an excuse to say to not seem like a horrible person

Guy 1: (kills teammate)

Guy 2: Woah bro what was that for

Guy 1: Oops dropped my controller

by Ramonn00dles August 6, 2017

Ultra job controlled

When a person wakes up on there day off around the time they get up for work

Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job

Man I'm ultra job controlled I keep waking up at six every morning even on my day off smh 🤦🏾 ♀️

by Adrianne Amanda December 11, 2021

Can't Control Time

Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.

7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time

by DarthFox January 31, 2017

birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014

Controlled substance

Non playing characters

There goes another npc on controlled substances hopefully he or she has a job.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown April 1, 2025

No control

Screw 1D. This is a quintessential Bad Religion album, and you should listen to it. All killer, no filler. Some of their biggest hits today are on this record. Like 'You'.

Person 1: "What are your favorite Bad Religion albums?"
Person 2: "Suffer, No Control, Against The Grain"

by anonymous September 14, 2021

Back Seat Controlling

When someone keeps telling you what to do when you play Call of Duty.

Will keeps back seat controlling Nate while he's playing COD.

by COD playa December 12, 2011