sofa cum bed

More commonly known as a pull out couch a sofa cum bed is a big pullout couch used for sex

“My girl and I had the best sex ever on our sofa cum bed, she squirted so hard”

by High heel Chris stomper November 27, 2021

put you to bed

to perform a vigorous sexual thrashing on someone, causing them to sleep for an unspecified amount of time, sometimes resulting in some short term memory loss.

"I wanna put my fingers thru your hair
Wrap me up in your legs
And love you till your eyes roll back
I'm tryin to put you to bed..."---"bed" by J. Holiday

by Cucci Mane September 06, 2007

Put that bitch to bed

Fucked a bitch so hard she went right to sleep.

Yo Fred, I put that bitch to bed last night.

by freddiedangerous September 10, 2015

wants to bed you

She/he wants you in bed they know your a keeper. They want you as their partner.

E.g "she's playing hard to get but secretly wants to bed you"

by JasPace🍁 July 30, 2015

ass crack of the bed

the space between the wall and the bed that you get stuck in when you roll over too far

"OMG you guys, last night you shoved me into the ass crack of the bed."

"Eff you broke the outlet."

by Andee Pitzz December 12, 2008

Bed Bath & Beyond

A nice store from a customer's point of view, however a horrendous company to work for. They pay their employees nothing and treat them like shit. I worked for one for 2 years, and saw it all in there.

I became depressed working for Bed Bath & Beyond.

by 00000069 January 10, 2018

downstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with sex in the morning. Complementary to upstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.

What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with downstairs breakfast in bed that finished off with upstairs breakfast in bed.

by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017