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Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends
"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025
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Grass Stainz

Like cigarette burns on your clothes,but from weed.
Smoke so much weed I got grass Stainz _Lil Wayne
by anonymous February 23, 2023
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ass is grass

In the Bible, the phrase ''all flesh is grass'' occurs. Meaning that life is fleeting.

Somebody rang the changes on it, and so, ''your ass is grass'' comes about. A gaudy threat, or a prophesy of coming misfortune.
"If you snitch on me, your ass is grass"

"The platoon sergeant says Smith's ass is grass when the CO finds out"
by Mors Profundis December 3, 2016
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grass#0326

A fucking person who has no fucking sense of self. He jokes around non-existent jokes and even fucking jacks himself off when doing so.
grass#0326 is a fucking bitch.
by kryf_ April 24, 2023
mugGet the grass#0326mug.

The Grass

extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration,.
by Keeffe November 13, 2024
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grass

Grass is a plant that is green.
If you don't know what a plant or grass is, I suggest you get off your computer and get a life.
by logang for life trololol September 20, 2017
mugGet the grassmug.

grass

A: wow i think i might be a they/them

B: go touch some grass
by marvellous*may August 1, 2023
mugGet the grassmug.

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