happy fart

If you fart and someone giggles it's definately a happy fart!

Hey Tara my grandma has a lot of happy farts!

by toldya July 8, 2010

jacky daniel's happy ending

When one fraternity pledge, while pledging, is forced to take a shot of jack daniel's mixed with the cum of his "grand-big."

1. You are pre-gaming at your fraternity when your big tells you it's time for you first "jacky daniel's happy ending." You are then blindfolded and wait for your shot to be mixed. While you were blindfolded your "grand-big" ejaculates into the shot glass and fills the rest with jack daniels. You then down the shot like a champ and are forced to say "YUM."

2."Wow, Frats are GAY"

by FratStarΑΣΣ August 17, 2010

hairy onions

A large hairy ball sack.

Can you imaging the size of Shaqs hairy onions.

by MJA April 21, 2006

hairy zero cool

this word is used to emphasise the 'awesomeness' of something. in slang, 'hairy' means awesome, and 'zero cool' means awesome as well. so, 'hairy zero cool' means doubally awesome.

that haircut is 'hairy zero cool'!

by Judson Rempel November 6, 2006

Hairy Douglas

The act in which you blow your load (cum, sperm, jizz, etc) in your bitch's face, then shave your pubes all over her, so it looks like she has a beard.

I gave Mary a Hairy Douglas, and when i was through with her she looked like Chewbacca.

by Peanut2630 July 7, 2008

happy laps

When one is in their car driving around the same block or up and down the same street to impress someone in their hotted up car (mainly the ladies)

Look at those nob heads doing happy laps!

by Mannydaman May 28, 2006

Happy Meal Kid

Kid on the internet who has a really high voice.

So high that it actually distorts your speakers and sounds like a *Happy Meal Toy.

*Those ones with the thin solid plastic and the triangle hole screws. As if anyone would ever want to take one of those toys apart.

High Voice: Oh man I owned that noob!
Cody: SHUT THE FUCK UP KID!
Casey: Haha. your voice is so high!
McKenzie: Oh my god he sounds like a Happy Meal Toy
Casey: Let's call him Happy Meal Kid.

by CracistCrayon May 6, 2009