That girl that sits on Tumblr while you play Call of Duty. She doesn't talk much and doesn't listen to anything you say, but reblogs every post, every 2 seconds.
Man, I want to come over and play, but I understand your girls there" "Naw man, your good she's just being a girlfriend.
by staytrueforever December 8, 2010
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"who is he talking to?"
"his pocket girlfriend"
"Justin, your pocket girlfriend is a dipshit, you should just get a regular girl here."
"his pocket girlfriend"
"Justin, your pocket girlfriend is a dipshit, you should just get a regular girl here."
by cynicalsinner August 12, 2011
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by disgrunteled boyfriend November 17, 2004
Get the girlfriend mug.Your friend's crazy, slutty, insecure bitch of a girlfriend who threatens to slit her own wrists if the two were to break up.
They typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.
They typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.
by arkansasPlumber January 1, 2008
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by Astute February 17, 2014
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by blanquita7777 December 25, 2018
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1) Bro 1: Come hang and play some xbox with the bros tonight!
Bro 2: Can't, I have a girlfriend.
2) "Man, Im getting laid tonight!"
Bro 2: Can't, I have a girlfriend.
2) "Man, Im getting laid tonight!"
by Manuelr11 December 3, 2013
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