The job application or resume that isn't chock loaded with outrageous lies and overglorified bullshit.
hands interviewer *the real resume*
Interviewer: It says here that you were 'the Big Chief' at 'Village Island', 'CEO' at 'Baumeister Confections' and 'Captain Charon' on the 'Triton Destroyer'?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Those are computer games, no?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Please leave.
Interviewer: It says here that you were 'the Big Chief' at 'Village Island', 'CEO' at 'Baumeister Confections' and 'Captain Charon' on the 'Triton Destroyer'?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Those are computer games, no?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Please leave.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010
Get the the real resumemug. Often imitated by countless fraudsters, the term "The REAL deal" has long been associated to just one soul that being MPG Betts.
One key difference if one wishes to ascertain if they are in the presence of "the REAL deal" is that you will find The REAL deal is ALWAYS about the place.
One key difference if one wishes to ascertain if they are in the presence of "the REAL deal" is that you will find The REAL deal is ALWAYS about the place.
Hey Frega! Fish how do you do! Stef....you love gayta! Pasq I'm "the REAL deal" mate. The REAL deal is about the place!!
by "The REAL deal" May 4, 2021
Get the The REAL dealmug. Simalar to "real talk" or "word is bond" Real Speech just means "that's real" or "that's my word." Made popular by midwest rapper, 3rd Degree.
by 2 Deep April 9, 2007
Get the Real Speechmug. An organization bent on ruling the Central Florida Underground. There home-base is unknown, but is rumored to be in Orlando. The society works through the internet, but only those who can crack the password to a "sacred" AIM account can get in.
by The BenMan April 6, 2004
Get the Real Conspiratormug. It is a meal also known as $5 fill ups.
The choices are as listed:
2-piece drumstick and thigh
Extra Crispy Tenders
Famous Bowl
Chicken Breast
Pot Pie
They are also seen in the commercial where he says
"Real Meal for Five Bucks" x5
"Finger lickin' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"
The choices are as listed:
2-piece drumstick and thigh
Extra Crispy Tenders
Famous Bowl
Chicken Breast
Pot Pie
They are also seen in the commercial where he says
"Real Meal for Five Bucks" x5
"Finger lickin' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"
by Col. Sanders October 23, 2017
Get the real mealmug. Guy 1: Hey, can you help me move my stuff?
Guy 2: Yeah, sure.
Guy 3: Thanks, man. You're a real money.
Guy 2: Yeah, sure.
Guy 3: Thanks, man. You're a real money.
by biscuitmann November 14, 2013
Get the a real moneymug. A nigga that is real that is born on June 15 an name start with a m is a real nigga an someone name that start with a n can't be a real nigga
by Kyrie vann March 26, 2020
Get the Real niggamug.