border flu

Obsessed with Mexican girls. Like jungle fever, but for mexicans

Yo, I went to Miami and all them Latinas is all I could think of, I swear I got border flu now!

by The New Truth September 15, 2015

Florence Flu

A hangover or stomach bug that is so violent it causes a person to shit and puke at the same time. Inspired by a friend who was so hungover in Florence that she was sitting on the toilet shitting while puking into the bidet.

The kids had a stomach but but when they gave it to me it was the Florence Flu.

by florenceflu November 3, 2022

Chinese Box Flu

A deadly disease believed to originate out of Greenville, NC. The Chinese Box disease is found in only chinese women.

Yo bro did you hear chad got the chinese box flu ?

by clifsamuels December 10, 2021

Swine Flu

Verb: A way to get out of writing a midterm and have the marks deferred to your final.

Guy 1: Dude, I have not yet opened my chem book.

Guy 2: Just swine flu that shit.

by Srt123456 February 10, 2010

Penis Flu

Combination of , semen , feces, and snot like a textured stomach, chunky, potent, pungent, smelling like substance that irrupt out of the volcano, like penis shaft , causing the penis, head to hang open. It is caused from anal, anal, anal sex usually it during German potato salad night and buck fucking after dinner or taco night pack in the tip of the penis with sauerkraut and digested potato salad material from the rectum from the animal plans remain soft and throw up every half an hour until all the sauerkraut is thrown up out of the penis May be used on hot dogs .

I’m doing a welfare check at the house hold of Rick and Cheryl I noticed that Ricks penis look like a volcano and it was vomiting from the tip, all over in the room with sauerkraut .. the penis flu Cheryl yelled he has the penis flu

by FkErrrrBODY13 June 4, 2023

Dega Flu

after a wekend in talladega extreme diearhea drowzeies and sick ness occur

I was glued to the toilet with Dega flu after the 500 race

by Dega Flu October 14, 2019

Flu-lander

When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.

Okay Flu-Lander you just puked your guts out - put the blue steel pose away and get back to bed.

by Kabbo May 9, 2018