Kung Fu Flop 

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

Kung Fu Flop by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

Kung fu flop 

Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

Kung fu flop by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

blip blop flip flop 

used in a sentence to describe something interesting

"Wow bro you're looking blip blop flip flop today!"

blip blop flip flop by pseu what March 2, 2024

was a flop 

When a plan or creation fails miserably

“Man, dinner was a flop” or “Lacy, your life was a total flop! You are a mistake!”

was a flop by Mango_katxoxo March 31, 2024

The Wedgie Flop 

Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"

"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."

-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water

The Wedgie Flop by vuller September 11, 2024

Filipino Flip Flop 

Always the first resort of a pissed-off Filipino mother, which is more accurate, and deadly than a heat-seeking missile. Imagine the briefcase from Hitman on steroids, and that's this puppy.

Friend 1: I just got hit by the Filipino Flip Flop!
Friend 2: damn
Friend 1: It hit me around the corner!
Friend 2: DAMN!

Filipino Flip Flop by [Jesus Prime] September 26, 2024

TikTok flip-flop 

When a TikToker is forced to abandon the app—whether due to a ban, burnout, or Wi-Fi tragedy—and awkwardly crawls back to ancient social media relics like Facebook and Instagram to satisfy their social media addiction. It’s like leaving a party at a nightclub and ending up at a bingo hall.

“Ever since TikTok got banned in their country, Sarah’s been posting motivational quotes on Facebook. Such a total TikTok flip-flop.”

TikTok flip-flop by Calibudz22 January 20, 2025