Evan Gramcracker

A tall guy with a hot deep voice.

Friend: do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)

by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018

Evan burns

HOTTEST BOI EVS, HES CUTE

I love Evan burns

by DiamondDiamondGirl June 1, 2018

Evan

Ricegum lookin ass who takes girls out onto first dates by playing League Of Legends. Straight wasteman, cant even get a girl

Man, I got a case of anal Evans yesterday

by bigboyDonger June 3, 2018

Evan Moon

Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth

Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.

by yomommahaveapeepee June 4, 2018

Evan

A fat gay trans bitch who fucks mason

He is martindale evan

by 12554357664 June 5, 2018

Evan

To be a straight up motherfuckin thug, a very sexy or attractive man. A very muscular person who is very smart person who outwits many people. A manipulative genius who's life goal is to be wealthy. A person whom is very good in bed.

Oh i wish i could sleep with that man i heard hes very evanly.

by Silver Krueger May 14, 2018

evan fontes

Good at basketball like lebron

Will posterize u

Will break ur ankles

Has a wet jumper

Never misses a shot

Man that dudes pulling a Evan Fontes .

by The G. O. A. T May 16, 2018