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dark vamp writer

1.) A popular young inspiring vampire writer
2.) A vampire writer who is somewhat imfamous on the internet for writing No Such Things As Vampires
3.) Dark short stories written by a vampire author
I read Dark Vamp Writer's stories they make me fantasize alot

I just read a dark vamp written story it was great
by MonsterXXX December 22, 2008
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dark

The greatly over used word to describe the relatively tame subject matter of PG rated movies, thus diluting its true meaning. For example The Dark Knight or Harry Potter.
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Moron McMoronington: "The Dark Knight is the darkest of the two."

Grandad: "The jewish prisoners at Auschwitz saw some very dark times..."
Tom "Yes indeed."
by Thomas Harman October 24, 2008
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Dark Lotus

A rap group consisting of Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Blaze, and Anybody Killa. Their lyrics are dark and more religious than other Psychopathic Artists.
The most recent Dark Lotus album "Black Rain" wasn't nearly as good as "Tales from the Lotus Pod"
by MatthewSchool August 11, 2005
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Dark Forces

A pimpass video game from lucas arts released pre-1996, based on a 1st person shooter platform

also had a part2 in real 3d called Jedi Knight and its many expansions and its own part 2
by sublevel May 13, 2005
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dark week

The week between Christmas and New Years, so named as many workplaces are short staffed; offices are 'dark'. Also, in the Northern Hemisphere, it is the week of least daylight.
I'm taking the rest of my vacation in dark week.
by Box O Rocks January 9, 2008
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rainbow in the dark

1. The sexual act where the girl ties the guy to the bed, blind folds him, turns the lights off and tells him he is in for some real kinky sex. She then opens the closet and lets out her gay best friend who goes to work on the guy; Blow jobs & anal. The dude gets off 'cause he has no idea what happened. This is most often initiated by either the worst girlfriend ever, or the best friend any gay dude could ever have.

2. Some song by a hobbit from New Hampshire
"Wow, Edgar's girl friend must really despise him."

"Why?"

"Because she gave him a Rainbow in the Dark last week and then told him about it! He's been in the fetal position ever since."

"But he loves Dio."

"No! Read definition #1!"

"Holy crap, I dated that same chick last Summer! I just thought she was kinky... I suddenly feel ill."
by izod13 January 4, 2009
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dark bean

A acquaintance that comes on smooth, but as the evening progresses, you find out that he/she is a bitter person; usually regarding past relationships.
I met Susan the other day who you have been trying to set me up with, but she ended up being a real dark bean.
by mixmaven February 1, 2006
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