Dusty ole Fintmin

When Fintmin are past the age of 8 years they are no longer considered Fintmin. They become Dusty Ole Fintmin. They are also referred to as Flipton in some locations. Although they strongly deny that and are known to call themselves Zoey. The origins of this name are unknown. See: "Fintmin"as all characteristics remain the same.

"That Dusty Ole Fintmin just yelled at me and said it's name was not Flipton, but Zoey"
" That Dusty Ole Fintmin is in desperate need of a Fintmin mother and Fintmin father"

by yaheardsound1 August 2, 2016

dusty wheelchair

The nastiest Spread position imaginable!

My favorite sex position is the dusty wheelchair.

by Blunt Slut May 23, 2016

dusty dickins

When baby powder is placed in a partner's ass crack (as if powdering a baby during diapering), and a man gets behind the 1st partner.

The 1st partner then facts onto the man's penis, covering it with a puff of powder, or a "dusting".

Iafter the cattle rustlin' we were all a bit moist sown under, so we asked our women-folk to give us all some dusty dickins.

by KingofSpain357 June 23, 2016

dusty stevens

Man who can’t even name all the countries in europe and Africa. He’s also bad at Minecraft. Use this on someone and you will be at risk of getting sued for slander.

I gave my sister a dusty stevens last night!

by Freesalad January 11, 2020

Dusty Dice

When an old man t-bags you and the dust of his 'pair of dice' leaves an imprint

Damn, he gave me the Dusty Dice back there

Last night, phil and I were doing the deed when he whipped out his balls and gave me some Dusty Dice!

by The Ginger Executioner November 21, 2023

snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012