Derek Wiegers

Derek is three thousand pounds and plays freshman sports. He is a relief pitcher and averages 7 pitches per game because he hits every batter he pitches to. Overall, Derek Wiegers is complete BUNS at sports. He is also Italian.

You sound like "Derek Wiegers" right now you dyke.

by Pedestrian 1 May 22, 2023

Derek Johnson

Someone who uses conspiracy theories to profiteer from the elderly and mentally handicapped.

Did you see Kelly Brady’s new video? She’s such a Derek Johnson the way she begs for money.

by Salty Soldier June 1, 2023

Derek

Salad muncher

Grant: what did Derek have for lunch today?
Alex: you know what he had, he’s a salad muncher

by luskithegoat22 July 17, 2023

Derek

Derek for a bag of sniff, derek chisora the boxer. Chizzle chisora it’s all the Same shit you feel Alive then shite for days!

Yes mate give us a blast of the derek! Fuck me that’s some heavyweight chisora belting chiz that lad fancy a beer

by Woodbinetheshep August 25, 2023

derek Burke's Dick

The prettiest most perfect award winning long fat straight veiny fat headed flawless penis ever!!

Of course Derek Burke's Dick is better and looks better for sure. There is awards that have been given to that cock cause it's so flawless and perfect

by Frkofdawk July 20, 2024

Derek Pitsch

100 percent exotic 200 percent asshole, 1-10 on looks 9-10 on jokes, 100-10 on attitude.

That Derek Pitsch is a loveable asshole.

by 1234fu July 22, 2024

Derek

Being crazy and doing stuff that a Derek will do like erm... going nutsssssssss

Stop being such a Derek, bitch!

by Nothingbutshit September 14, 2023