DJ Pedophile

D-D-D-DJ Pedophile: Watch ya kids

Mother: Where is little Sally
Father: She said she was going to a concert
Mother: Uh Oh
Both: DJ Pedophile!

by Buttsex Barry February 6, 2024

Dj

A sweet boy but he’s a fucktwad who crushes on your crush and acts sus with his besties.

Person one: Did you see dj?
Person two: Yeah apparently he is crushing on his lesbian bestie’s crush. And his lesbian bestie has liked her for way longer than Dj has and his lesbian bestie introduced her crush and Dj so Dj can go fuck himself.
Person one: Okay then..

by thegayestmadison November 21, 2021

Slurpee DJ

Girl getting a rimjob and a bean flick at the same time from the same person.

Person 1: Laura got the Slurpee DJ from Chad last night, so jelly.
Person 2: Fair dinkum?

by Yuriality July 9, 2021

DJ

DJ that get hit by a bus every morning when walking his grandma

Dj doesn't know how to do the abc's

by Randomnmn April 28, 2023

DJ

Dj’s tend to have huge enormous massive slongs and tend to get a lot of attention from females but is picky and only want 1 girl

That dude Dj can’t even wear shorts

by DjDatLit September 8, 2020

the dj

'the' dj refers to a particular dj which u love and think all his tunes are awesome

person 1:that dj was awesome last nite
person 2:ye he was the dj

by DJ SPYKERS(SCOUSED OUT) May 4, 2009

DJ Yaneek

MVP, Goat and Luxembourg Nightlife Hall of Famer. He’s one of the DJs that ALWAYS delivers. When your night is almost over and you’re tipsy sipping your last drink, he’ll always find that one last classic R&B song to bring your mood back up and let out your inner Michael Jackson one last time on the dance floor. Vote for Luxembourg’s OG and prettiest motherfucker in the game.

Cant compete with DJ Yaneek.

by dewollef May 3, 2022