Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.

George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021

Finger ding

To unnecessarily fondle, touch or otherwise molest something. Especially so.ething you shoukdnt be touching anyhow.

Why do you have to finger ding all the donuts, just grab one.

by Chingo Dingo June 21, 2024

Ding suppression

(noun) - A device worn on one's head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) Particularly useful when around women.

("ding" as in "balDING")

hat scalp gross peacocking vanity

Insecure dude: "I don't want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when I hit on them tonight so I better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression."

Bro: "Wise choice bro!"

by PieIDemandPie August 10, 2013

biggest ding dong

a person with the biggest pp

biggest ding dong award goes to egg/ grace

by egg the dolphin October 18, 2020

Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021

sling ding

a tight fiting rubber dick a a pussy or ass

put the sling ding in me

by ShadowOfFlame March 7, 2019

ding dong

a mans pee pee so say your wife touted your peepee you wold say you touted my ding dong

gf:im going to tout your ding dong :man owo AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by bababbabbabbababbaab April 13, 2021