Did a Moresh

Pulling something miraculous out of thin air time and time again.

Look he's done it again he did a Moresh!

by Cpt hh May 25, 2017

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

did i asked

when a people says something then someone replys with "did i asked" or "did i ask"...

Human 1: i have a dog in my house
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker

by Makayu February 7, 2022

Did a Soupy.

Saying something so dumb,racist,rude or sexist it will instantly repel anyone away from you

man last night i did a Soupy... the girl slapped me in the face and ran off

by Rosavanwinkle June 2, 2023

did it like leo!

to "do it like leo" means to do something in a classy, stylish and high profile way like Leonardo DiCaprio in all of his movies

Paul: yo, did you see that guy just drink that glass of Dom Perignon?
Everett: yeah, my man just did it like leo!

by Eric Stefan-Larson June 5, 2024

Did A Zena

When you mentally plot to leave a toxic relationship, toxic workplace or toxic "friendship" ASAP.

"Hey I Did A Zena today and resigned. My colleague keeps giving me creepy side-eye and death stares, another one says "done" instead of "did", another one micro-manages me to death and asks me what religion I am (tf?)... should I contact HR?"
"Nah, just come work for me. I'll pay you more anyway."

by CohortFail May 30, 2024

don’t did

don’t do something you’ve already done

“i texted my ex while i was drunk last night 💀”
“MF DON’T DID!!”

by urmuthrsluvr July 17, 2021