diamond geezer

one skilled at rolling "the diamond" a marijuana cigarette rolled in an artistic fashion, as such to create a diamond shape with three joints lashed together using the gums from papes.

originated in the joint rollers handbook, published in the UK

after rolling your first diamond, you're a diamond geezer.

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

Diamond King

She is a very smart and weird person but overall she is very thick !

i think Diamond King should go out with Tyran

by Tyrannn October 21, 2019

Diamond Bayonet

A diamond bayonet is a guy who is overly sensitive, cries to everyone about how awful his life is. Even though most of the times he does this merely to get attention and to hear people tell him hes a good guy.

Dude1: man did you talk to diamond bayonet today? He seemed really depressed.
Dude2: nahhh hes probably fine, hes always like this

by Furryselca2222 May 12, 2020

dicholas

A man with baby dick like a turtle. Very fragrant and is a very rare condition

I tried to sleep with him but he was a “dicholas”

by Jsusnxj69 May 22, 2021

death diamond

Is when a vaginas too large and the person goes missing.

Mike was screwing Melissa last night and he hasn't been seen since, he got sucked into her death diamond.

by bathroom bitches December 29, 2014

Chocolate Diamond

A shit when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out, and hits the water in such a perfect way that it splashes back up and gets only your anus wet.

I've tried Sennacot and Ducolax but the only stool I've been able to pass is a single chocolate diamond.

by Fappy Ham Slappy March 6, 2016

chocolate diamond

The kind of poop when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out

I can't believe I was in the bathroom for 40 minutes and all I have to show for it is a chocolate diamond!

by CrasierFrane March 6, 2016