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Diamond-studded cactus

An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.
Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.
by Firebirdchick March 5, 2015
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Diamond pussy

December of 2021 Cardi B became the first and only black female rapper to have 3 diamond certified singles with songs like “Bodak Yellow”, “Girls Like You”, and as of recent “I Like It”, which was named 2018’s song of the summer.
Cardi B proves everytime that she has Diamond pussy when she releases any of her music
by Bardigang4l👠 December 13, 2021
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Diamond Dog

Diamond Dog refers to a dog who does not identify as a female or dog but identifies as static street lamp who is genderless
That Diamond Dog is going to be mad when he says “here girl”
by D34Dcell August 25, 2021
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Flaming diamond sword

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.
The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.
by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015
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Diamond

She's the prettiest girl walking amongst Planet Earth. The best girlfriend a person could ever ask for. it's hard to not compliment her every second you're around her because she's just so damn perfect. She's the best in bed and that's no joke. Everything she does and says makes ya smile. She's the type of woman you're going to want to hold on to for the rest of you're life. I know I'm holding on to my Diamond for the rest of mine. I Love her pretty much.
Yo. Diamond ur hot.
by PoopyAss900 November 24, 2021
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Neil Diamond

When a man ejaculates on one’s knee cap.

Like a Pearl Necklace, but when seamen is targeted at the knee cap, it is indeed a Neil Diamond
“Ron, when you are finished, will you please give me a Neil Diamond”
by Alexc0524 January 4, 2020
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the diamond back

The act of sitting on a girls head farting and shitting down her neck while you jerk off and skeet on her head. While sticking your toes in her puss making her squirm like a diamond back
I so wanna bend your mom over and give her the ole the diamond back.
by Cheif long slong June 27, 2018
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