December 2

National suck your toe day.

This is a day where you can go up to a friend and the their life force out trough their toes

“ yo it’s December 2 homie gimme your life force”

by Jrqcs October 16, 2019

december 28

the birthday of a tall boy that is funny , fine asf , caring , nosey , and has black hair , the person you will need in ur life to brighten ur day everyday 🥰😛

ayeeeee it’s december 28 the boys birthday 😚

by unknowwwwwwwnnn October 22, 2019

December 14

Best people ever alive born on this day. Y’all wish u were born on December 14 periodt no tampon🤧

john: bro she’s so awesome!

doe: obviously are you dumb?
john: wha-
doe: HER BIRTHDAY IS ON DECEMBER 14
doe: time for some head too😍

by anonymous 14 baby😏🤤 October 23, 2019

december 16

when the fucking best fucking people that have a 10000000000 inch cock are born on this day

december 16 cock is big

by gyrdtrstdseutdusd October 21, 2019

December 29

On this day is National Get head from your Girlfriend/Boyfriend its once every 2 years!!

So ENJOY IT!!!

Its December 29 give me head!

by Balyeet October 20, 2019

december 12

national e girl day, everybody should wear black clothing, chains, and doc martins

bro it’s december 12 get on them doc martins

by shreks titties October 15, 2019

Deception Tab Shift

When you deceive your parents that you doing homework by shifting tabs. You put google on one tab and you put the actual website you looking at on another.

Deception Tab Shift

Alex is on facebook
Mom comes in
Alex shifts to google
Mom smiles and leaves room
Alex goes back to facebook

by Almanianc3D May 3, 2010