by Redneck Punk February 27, 2013
Get the cookie crunchmug. When someone tries to claim everyone they ever talked to so their friends can't date them. They are like a child that licks a cookie all the other kids want and set it on the table so no one else can eat it.
Carmen: That girl is such a cookie licker.
Jordyn: I know. She thinks everyone she ever talked to is hers, and no one else can date them. She just picks up the cookie, licks it, and sets it back in the table so no one else can have it.
Jordyn: I know. She thinks everyone she ever talked to is hers, and no one else can date them. She just picks up the cookie, licks it, and sets it back in the table so no one else can have it.
by J_123456 February 20, 2017
Get the Cookie Lickermug. Excessive consumption of cookies during the holidays, resulting in a profound sense of shame that somehow cannot prevent you from eating more cookies.
by nutsong December 22, 2013
Get the Cookie Shamemug. I only looked up butt plugs on eBay that one time and now I'm getting ads on Facebook! I must have really fucked the cookie.
by Leonhart January 9, 2019
Get the Fucked the Cookiemug. Shane walked into the department and stated: " wow it smells like someone baked a double batch of quiffle cookies".
by Sironius April 2, 2016
Get the Quiffle Cookiemug. The act of doing anal and poking a turd with dick so a cookie cut if the turd goes into the urethra.
by Archibald Barnabus December 15, 2018
Get the Cookie Cuttingmug. by Whyclef December 29, 2018
Get the Cookie facemug.