parental controls

dont you mean: ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

person 1: my dad put parental controls on my phone

person 2: damn, i feel your loss

person 1: no need to worry, i took care of that piece of shit hides gun behind his back

by AntichamberYellow January 5, 2024

cricket control

Getting rid of dry/non responding texters

Bro I need some Cricket control this girl isn’t texting back

by Bye thots September 19, 2020

man control

A fictional version of Birth Control a man can take to make his sperm inactive for the day.

Joe-Dude I gotta go to the store for some condoms
James-why don't you just pop some MAN CONTROL?

by 2savge4u October 12, 2017

Internal locus of control

The problem with these types of people is that ignore the fact that there are 9 billion extrenal loci of control either working with or against you are all times.

Hym "Internal locus of control or no, it isn't incumbent on me to exist alongside a surveillance apparatus just so that you can feel better about the fact that there is nothing you can do to stop me from murdering your kids. You don't feel that you have to intervene, but you only have 2 options. I'm just not going to allow you to get away with it. I will punish non-intervention. Every day that passes makes the only recourse you have less effective. If you want to hold someone accountable, do it to the people who's job it is to do what you aren't willing to do. Otherwise, go fuck yourself retard. If you wait until you're on the other side of it, it will be to late. If you see what is happening to me, you will have just as much recourse as I do."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2024

Control-hole

A controlling asshole who acts like a brat

Person 1: *keeps nagging about getting in a massive line for coffee*
Rest of group: Sharon, we are not waiting 2hrs for you to get watered down coffee when you don't even like coffee.
Person 1: we are getting in this line whether you like it or not!

Group: Damn, what a Control-hole!

by Papiernesto January 2, 2020

Gun Control

Like most things rednecks hate, it's logical

Gun Control is something that is logical, that's the reason why yanks hate it, it limits the amount of guns you can own, or just make it so you cannot have any guns, unless if you are military personnel, or in some places, the police

1: (American) We don't need no gun control, it's unconstitutional
2: (English) ah yes, cause more unnecessary deaths, makes perfect sense (sarcastically)

by That random brit July 5, 2023

control shift n

yes incognito aka "porn"

keyboard after being pressed control shift n : ahh shit here we go aga-
your horny ass: OHHHH YEAH IM EJACTULATIGN THIS IS SO HOTTHOTHTOHTTHOTHHOTOHTHOTHOTOTH
a random ass ant: dude what the fuck

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023