Cheesewheel Chode

A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.

Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!

Guy: So?

Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!

by Aslap927 June 20, 2009

Egg chode

Slang for da timbies, used to express a mad skilled player.

Oatmeal “Broooo that kids fucking egg chode man... did you just see him body that blind kid.” Cpet “ what a fucking faggot man those blind kids glasses are sooo gay coach!!!!!”

by We’d December 5, 2019

Rocky Chode

A delightful dairy dessert, sure to tickle the tastebuds and stimulate the senses.

Judy thought for a moment, then chose a triple scoop of Rocky Chode for it's delicious taste and smooth texture.

by JBKS November 6, 2009

Cunt Chode

A loose pussy

Flynn has a cunt chode

by Flownow August 7, 2017

woogie chode

The more hairy and elongated chode.

1. Your woogie chode is so hairy its like chewbaca.

2. This sucks a woogie chode

by Mansex Extraordinaire October 21, 2004

Chode launcher

A term referring to those with penies so small that they feel the need to apply a lift kit to their 2wd pickup trucks.

"Wait, Hayden's lifted ranger is two wheel drive? What a chode launcher..."
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"

by Owens juicy ass June 30, 2020

minty chode

A fresh dick that is wide but small

Hey guys look at cale over there he has a minty chode.

by Minty guy May 22, 2023