A Chav is a girl who wears lots of makeup to make them self feel pretty when they are so ugly my dead goldfish looks better buried. They born and made from Peckham in the back isle of Poundland. They chew gun like camels on a day out. They are so loud my noise cancelling room and headphones cant block there voices out. They also dont know that 2+2-2 is. They think algebra is a type of food. They are so big headed like Megamind.
PS. Chavs are a combination of Makeup and half educated humans.
PS. Chavs are a combination of Makeup and half educated humans.
Look at her she is a chav.
by KPOP singer69 March 13, 2021
Get the Chav mug.Chavs are english shmicks that walk the streets drinking, fighting, causing violence and disturbing the peace. They generally wear a full North Face tracksuit, with TN Nike shoes or 97s. They walk around screaming and shouting, hitting cars with stones and drunk after having 3 beers thinking that their mad.
"Look at Jack, he's such a chav these days."
"Yea he really is, he's had one beer and he is already acting drunk"
"Yea he really is, he's had one beer and he is already acting drunk"
by stevey the pro April 13, 2021
Get the chav mug.A chav is a typical british teenage girl , however you can get male chavs which are known as roadmen ( roadies)
They are very common and usually smokes .
they wear thic eyebrows and a trackie or a fur jacket init
They are very common and usually smokes .
they wear thic eyebrows and a trackie or a fur jacket init
something they would say is :
chantelle: OI chazza gimme a fag
chazza: Ite my g
chantelle: cor fam look at that chavie over dere
chazza: yeh she got bare bunda
chantelle: OI chazza gimme a fag
chazza: Ite my g
chantelle: cor fam look at that chavie over dere
chazza: yeh she got bare bunda
by Itzchaviehun April 18, 2021
Get the Chav mug.A Chav is a person who looks like an Oompa Loompa because of how much orange foundation they have on. They put a certain type of makeup to make their eyebrows bigger. They put too much contour on and they put foundation on their lips. A Chav is sort of like a female roadman. A Chav will be seen in the UK. Mostly England and Scotland.
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Get the chav mug.Chav Week is a week celebrated two weeks after fathers day. It is used to celebrate the douches and dickheads of modern society by pretending and or being like a chav. The most common way to celebrate chav week is by dressing up and speaking like a chav.
A male chav genuinly consists of
-Chains
-black clothing or bright flamboyant clothing
- baggy trousers
-Roadman/Cockney accent. One or the other
Basically try to be the one priveliged guy in "the hood"
A female chav consists of
-Chains
-A shit ton of makeup
-Can be fat
-genuinely black clothing but less then the male type
-Cockney accent
-Hella annoying
If you already fit all these categories, I'm afraid to say. You are a chav
A male chav genuinly consists of
-Chains
-black clothing or bright flamboyant clothing
- baggy trousers
-Roadman/Cockney accent. One or the other
Basically try to be the one priveliged guy in "the hood"
A female chav consists of
-Chains
-A shit ton of makeup
-Can be fat
-genuinely black clothing but less then the male type
-Cockney accent
-Hella annoying
If you already fit all these categories, I'm afraid to say. You are a chav
by EhRandomPLsSub June 24, 2022
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