A person that is similar to a roadman and always carries a pocket knife in their pockets and also are near extinction
John:yo Jamie is such a chav man Boris:(says ikr really loudly) Jamie is such a chav like. Jamie: come here for a second lads........(proceeds to shank them with his rusty pocket knife and pours acid on them both) now stop taking a mick out of me pricks,Jamie said
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*walking in the street
*sees a child with a black puffer on and a bike/scooter
me-oh its another chav
*sees a child with a black puffer on and a bike/scooter
me-oh its another chav
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Get the chav mug.A (usually) british girl with huge lips that have lipstick the same colour as their skin, they have EVERYTHING in their handbags and have HUGE eyebrows (usually the cause of eyebrow filler)
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oh she's definitely a chav for sure
by ppeteerrrr February 16, 2023
Get the Chav mug.A working class lad who wears a two-piece sport tracksuit and nike 270s. He carries his mum's kitchen knife because he thinks he's hard and shouts at McDonalds staff for forgetting to put another pickle In his Big Mac. He smokes shit weed on the daily and will tell you to go go suck your mum
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Get the Chav mug.A chav, or more commonly known as a retard is one who eats only at places that are near free. Example: a bin. They wear only tracksuits and select fabric that they find that has at least:
-Been worn 40 times (minimum)
-Been run over by a car that has been stolen
-Had spilt food on it
-Was made in a country they think is a city
A typical chav, would go around, spitting on people because it marks their territory. Eat at McDonalds for nearly every meal, except when they get paid (by stealing) and actually pay for their meal.
A male chav is incredibly bad tempered and rapes the nearest female when he is ready, usually at the age of 12-15.
A female chav is always looking for a mate. As soon as she is born she tries to wear thongs infront of fellow chavs and lose her virginity at the age of 11-13. If she hasn't, her parents will spank her until she is forced to say 'I will not rob McDonalds for a month.
Chavs usually use insults such as 'DICKHEAD' and 'BELLEND' without actually knowing what it means. They tend to live in the back gardens of those on holiday or in someone's unused room without them knowing. Their natural habitat is a bin.
-Been worn 40 times (minimum)
-Been run over by a car that has been stolen
-Had spilt food on it
-Was made in a country they think is a city
A typical chav, would go around, spitting on people because it marks their territory. Eat at McDonalds for nearly every meal, except when they get paid (by stealing) and actually pay for their meal.
A male chav is incredibly bad tempered and rapes the nearest female when he is ready, usually at the age of 12-15.
A female chav is always looking for a mate. As soon as she is born she tries to wear thongs infront of fellow chavs and lose her virginity at the age of 11-13. If she hasn't, her parents will spank her until she is forced to say 'I will not rob McDonalds for a month.
Chavs usually use insults such as 'DICKHEAD' and 'BELLEND' without actually knowing what it means. They tend to live in the back gardens of those on holiday or in someone's unused room without them knowing. Their natural habitat is a bin.
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