chav's are people who wear urban clothing can be considered wanna be's..occasionally hang out in fastfood places...or malls..diong nothing..usually white ppl...
mom-hey honey what'd you do today..??
kidd-went to mcd's
mom-thats all and with who?
kidd-me an freinds
mom-what did yo do there
kidd-sit and chill
mom--thats all wait with who?wait...
narrator(kidd left room)
obviouseley chav's hang at mc's
kidd-went to mcd's
mom-thats all and with who?
kidd-me an freinds
mom-what did yo do there
kidd-sit and chill
mom--thats all wait with who?wait...
narrator(kidd left room)
obviouseley chav's hang at mc's
by 1#chavwhoisawesomebtch.. September 20, 2010
Get the chav'smug. A chav is a Northern English term for one who is all things lowly. A chav's some purpose in life is to cause chaos and disturb the peace of others
After repeatedly impersonating his wife over the phone and bringing humiliation upon his friends, Ryan was dubbed the local chav of the greater Seattle area...
by outhereforasec December 1, 2019
Get the chavmug. 
A chav, or more commonly known as a retard is one who eats only at places that are near free. Example: a bin. They wear only tracksuits and select fabric that they find that has at least:
-Been worn 40 times (minimum)
-Been run over by a car that has been stolen
-Had spilt food on it
-Was made in a country they think is a city
A typical chav, would go around, spitting on people because it marks their territory. Eat at McDonalds for nearly every meal, except when they get paid (by stealing) and actually pay for their meal.
A male chav is incredibly bad tempered and rapes the nearest female when he is ready, usually at the age of 12-15.
A female chav is always looking for a mate. As soon as she is born she tries to wear thongs infront of fellow chavs and lose her virginity at the age of 11-13. If she hasn't, her parents will spank her until she is forced to say 'I will not rob McDonalds for a month.
Chavs usually use insults such as 'DICKHEAD' and 'BELLEND' without actually knowing what it means. They tend to live in the back gardens of those on holiday or in someone's unused room without them knowing. Their natural habitat is a bin.
-Been worn 40 times (minimum)
-Been run over by a car that has been stolen
-Had spilt food on it
-Was made in a country they think is a city
A typical chav, would go around, spitting on people because it marks their territory. Eat at McDonalds for nearly every meal, except when they get paid (by stealing) and actually pay for their meal.
A male chav is incredibly bad tempered and rapes the nearest female when he is ready, usually at the age of 12-15.
A female chav is always looking for a mate. As soon as she is born she tries to wear thongs infront of fellow chavs and lose her virginity at the age of 11-13. If she hasn't, her parents will spank her until she is forced to say 'I will not rob McDonalds for a month.
Chavs usually use insults such as 'DICKHEAD' and 'BELLEND' without actually knowing what it means. They tend to live in the back gardens of those on holiday or in someone's unused room without them knowing. Their natural habitat is a bin.
by I'm Teh Rel Big Shaq Ting April 19, 2018
Get the chavmug. Scummy, rude people from the lower levels of British society.
The word originates from the term CHV, meaning Council House Vermin, circa 1991, Essex, UK.
The word originates from the term CHV, meaning Council House Vermin, circa 1991, Essex, UK.
by Kullimah January 12, 2022
Get the Chavmug. “That Aleksander Sukanov is a real chav”
by Would.I.was Shook.speared May 12, 2021
Get the Chavmug. A chav is a typical british teenage girl , however you can get male chavs which are known as roadmen ( roadies)
They are very common and usually smokes .
they wear thic eyebrows and a trackie or a fur jacket init
They are very common and usually smokes .
they wear thic eyebrows and a trackie or a fur jacket init
something they would say is :
chantelle: OI chazza gimme a fag
chazza: Ite my g
chantelle: cor fam look at that chavie over dere
chazza: yeh she got bare bunda
chantelle: OI chazza gimme a fag
chazza: Ite my g
chantelle: cor fam look at that chavie over dere
chazza: yeh she got bare bunda
by Itzchaviehun April 18, 2021
Get the Chavmug.