Chav

Girls named Harriet, where TN’s and puffer jackets. Also live in gosport.

Harriet is such a chav, she lives in gosport.

by MrFrickinCooldude69420 November 20, 2019

Chav Week

Chav Week is a week celebrated two weeks after fathers day. It is used to celebrate the douches and dickheads of modern society by pretending and or being like a chav. The most common way to celebrate chav week is by dressing up and speaking like a chav.

A male chav genuinly consists of
-Chains
-black clothing or bright flamboyant clothing
- baggy trousers
-Roadman/Cockney accent. One or the other

Basically try to be the one priveliged guy in "the hood"

A female chav consists of
-Chains
-A shit ton of makeup
-Can be fat
-genuinely black clothing but less then the male type
-Cockney accent
-Hella annoying

If you already fit all these categories, I'm afraid to say. You are a chav

Damn bro are you excited for chav week?

by EhRandomPLsSub June 24, 2022

chav's

chav's are people who wear urban clothing can be considered wanna be's..occasionally hang out in fastfood places...or malls..diong nothing..usually white ppl...

mom-hey honey what'd you do today..??
kidd-went to mcd's
mom-thats all and with who?
kidd-me an freinds
mom-what did yo do there
kidd-sit and chill
mom--thats all wait with who?wait...
narrator(kidd left room)
obviouseley chav's hang at mc's

by 1#chavwhoisawesomebtch.. September 20, 2010

Chav

These are a unique specimen who come in a variety of shapes and sizes. They think they are hard just because their dads are banged up and their sisters are knocked up. One of the most popular type of chav is the ‘white roadman’. These chavs tend to meet on street corners and shout swear words very loudly. They wear a wide range of clothing, usually Puma or Adidas tracksuits in neutral tones such as grey, black or navy. They always stink of weed and one in three is a dealer. Chavs are not very picky about their women, as long as the girl is willing to do anything. Chavs usually end up getting at least four girls pregnant but won’t have anything to do with it. They usually have around six brothers and sisters all with names like Keegan, Kian, Kai, Kaylee, Kayla and Kelsie. They all live in a council house with an abandoned shopping trolley outside by the door and their pit bull or staffy.

Some chav language:
Chav 1: wag1 g
Chav 2: my guy what u sayin
Chav 1: rahhh kelsie’s preggers again

Chav 2: Ahh bless, I can do her a deal on some weed

by Keegan. But not a chav October 11, 2019

Chav

A girl/boy who think they hard because they were too much fake tan and ride their bikes on the street the girls think there bare peng sticking their tongues and butts out cos they think they got big back the boys think their the shit cos they wear masks and ride their bikes Around The place like they in some fucking gang

They’ll get there olders on you if they don’t like ya cos they can’t fight for shit and need somebody else to do it for them

Them girls got them thick ass eyebrows and think they look cute when they really look like slags who need to pattern up

“Why she so orange”
“Cos she’s a chav”

by Haydyn November 24, 2019

Chav

Daniel

My boy Daniel a chav

by RiZzrozz April 21, 2022

Chav

An individual showing excessive bias for a group.

short for - chauvinist

The unnerving glare cast by the chav made me feel uneasy as I clearly did not don the appropriate attire necessary to fit in.

by Mitch_B March 24, 2023