grande can

A 24 oz can of beer sold one at a time.

Man purchasing one grande can at counter. Not sure of broke alcoholic or responsible drinker.

by analphister August 22, 2011

Tin Can

A Pissy Boy.
Cannot contol his bladder for the life of me.
Never allowed to spend the night over anyones house because of his "Bed wetting problem".
But we all know that the fCker is just lazy.

Steve: Im so mad right now! My house reeks of piss! Smells like a freaking alley way!
Earl : Oh mann?! Tin Can Came over?

Steve : Hell the fCk Yeaahh Mann ! How'd yu know?

by OmgThatRocketsHugeeee August 8, 2009

avetard trash can

The trash can at The Ave is a fucking dumpster fire. It is always overflowing with trash and then the excess just sits on the floor of the avetard kitchen. Since an avetard is such a lazy fuckass, the trash gets taken out of there like once every every three months and there is mold growing inside of the trash can. Everything you can think of from beer cans to dead avetard fish can be found in the avetard trash can.

I went to go throw away my fast food trash into the avetard trash can but it was packed to its max capacity so I just threw the trash on the ground like I saw the avetards do earlier.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

shit canned brad

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.

Shit canned brad came late again to work.

by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020

But can you do this?

When PewDiePie uses his ergonomic chair and folds it backwards to combat a point he has no words for.

Person: You don’t have any original content Pewds.
PewDiePie: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS? *lies down in chair*

by Rafaeru_ January 11, 2018

gas can

the missing item that violet has!!

is john there ...i have his gas can!!

by HDGHDAISUUSGY October 4, 2003

i can explain

a statement used when a situation becomes either undeniably irreversible or utterly impossible to explain due to temporary unfavorable circumstances. Often preceded by the "it's not what it looks like" statement. In other words: you're busted and you can't come up with a good excuse without getting beat up or yelled at.

A girl comes to a guy's house for a visit. They enjoy a good conversation. They turn on the tv. The air conditioner doesn't work so they take off a few items of clothing. They have a friendly fight over the remote and start wrestling on the ground. The guy's overzealous girlfriend walks in to see them holding eachother, nearly half naked on the carpet. The guy is shocked and says "Wait, it's not what it looks like...I can explain."

by JT the man January 11, 2008