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Keyboard Cancer

When you spam the suggestions at the top of your phone keyboard.
Bro, Harvey sent me a keyboard cancer message at 4am today: Good morning and happy birthday to you and your family and friends are you and your family are you and your family are so happy to have you in the world of happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness.
by Eggzylofone March 9, 2024
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cancer

Cancer is a condition where cells in a specific part of the body grow and reproduce uncontrollably. The cancerous cells can invade and destroy surrounding healthy tissue, including organs.

Cancer sometimes begins in one part of the body before spreading to other areas. This process is known as metastasis.

More than 1 in 3 people will develop some form of cancer during their lifetime. In the UK, the 4 most common types of cancer are:

breast cancer
lung cancer

prostate cancer

bowel cancer
There are more than 200 different types of cancer, and each is diagnosed and treated in a particular way. You can find links on this page to information about other types of cancer.
cancer is NOT funny
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Corona Cancer

What King Charles has
We want to wish the king a good recovery from his corona cancer.
by Nanabozhoo February 5, 2024
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cancer

being on call with a couple, virtually thirdwheeling
I was on a call with Ava and Nico yesterday, I think I contracted Cancer
by brunchkille October 10, 2023
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Cancer

A mutation in healthy human cells turning them into harmful ones
AKA dakbli qabdu nannuk dak l liba
"Foxx nannuk dak li qabdu cancer u sploda"
by Mintoff the king May 21, 2021
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Cancer

Worst Zodiac Sign Ever should buy people named jordy Chick Fil A
You have cancer
by BigChorizothe3rd March 24, 2023
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Cancer

A Cringe inducing youtuber named logan paul who has sucked approximatley 100,000,000 dicks in the last few years and still has 12 year olds wanking to his youtube videos
Have you heard of cancer
Yeah hes fucking bent
by The Right type of guy April 2, 2018
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