sucks camel dick

An exclamation of agony to a shitty situation

Mom: Okay sweetie you have a dentist appointment at 8:40 saturday morning.
Kid: Mommy, your scheduling sucks camel dick!

by laurenbee123 December 21, 2010

Ghandi's Camel's Hoof

See ''Ghandi's Flipflop'' but a whole lot worse.

Me mouth's as dry as Ghandi's Camel's Hoof mate!

by Camelhead5 January 17, 2010

Camel toe kelly

A tall red headed middle aged woman with a massive gaping camel toe in tight yoga pants that smells of rotting asshole and dead fish, she also has twangy rat nips that point in the direction of cock,

Dude, camel toe Kelly is smelling fucking rank today.

by Mr schmitty ass September 5, 2011

camel stuck in a well

When a male puts his penis between the cheekes of an ass

I gave Suzy a Camel stuck in a well.

by Jason Brivens September 21, 2005

camel stuck in a well

a camel that accidentally flew into the well and got stuck.

Islam Boy: AHH! My Camel flew into the well! It is stuck. My CAMEL STUCK IN A WELL

by whitexasian July 24, 2006

Canadian Camel Toe

Smelly dank Camel Toe located around the vaginal area of a northern Canadian French women

Hey Rob remember last night when you were succking on that girls Canadian camel toe, I could smell it from a mile away.

by Isaac Man November 30, 2011

Camel Toe Punch

This is basically the act of forming your index and middle finger in a hook like motion resembleing a camel toe. Then you forcefully drive your knuckles into a un-willing victom.. pinch your fingers together and twist the skin.

Amanda- "you better watch yourself"
John- "or what?"
Amanda- "'l'll Camel Toe Punch the shit out of you"

by amandasue0186 May 30, 2010