Bum Sex Mafia

People who look and act gay, like a dick, weak, lame, retarded and live to piss people off.
Also can be used for a group of people

- You look like a member of the Bum Sex Mafia.

- Those clothes are worn by the Bum Sex Mafia.

- You're acting like a dick right now, go join the Bum Sex Mafia.

- Those people are members of the Bum Sex Mafia

by Bacon69 November 22, 2009

bum wad

Toilet paper. Ass wipe. Bumf. Bumfodder. Mountain money.

Oh sweetheart, we're out of bum wad in here. Would you please fetch me a roll?

by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

bum bugger

The act of anal sex.

Michael would enjoy to bum bugger his boyfriend.

by Gypsum fantasic August 13, 2006

Bum joint

a male or female lacking attractiveness

You thought I liked you? Bitch, you a bum joint

by Chrisxxxxxxx July 11, 2010

bum chum

A Bum chum is a male boyfriend to another male.

Elton John is David Fernishes "Bum Chum"

by louis June 6, 2003

bum chops

Someone whos face looks like a very large ugly bum!

Please would u pass the ketchup bum chops!

by Sexy Jon March 21, 2005

bum and coke

to insert ones own digits in ones own anus before swirling said digit in an adversary's drink. preferably if the owner of the drink is drinking a spirit mixed with coke

I just gave that john prick a solid bum and coke

by grubability September 16, 2009