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british

A person without dental care therefore also a person with bad teeth
I hate the british, their teeth are unimaginably horrendous.
by Lord Farquad VII December 3, 2021
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British Potato

An awkward little shit loved by everyone and who is British.
"Liam was the definition of a British potato" - niall
by Anonymous directioner December 5, 2021
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british secondary school

The fucking worst. Many students who have attended a british secondary school knows how fucking annoying it is to hear that one insufferable teacher yell at your ear drums like you're an 80 year old woman in a nursing home. Or the stuck up obnoxious head of year who will put you in ISO for wearing a jacket in-doors. Or the extremely loud chavs yelling at half eight in the morning as if they're nocturnal.
Guy: I can't stand british secondary school s, I cannot wait until I've done my GCSE'S

Guy2: I agree
by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024
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British East Coast

It is non-existent, because there are not a lot of towns on the British East Coast compared to the American East Coast.
Matthew: Jen, what are you doing this summer?
Jen: Going on a road trip around the British East Coast.
Matthew: Are you kidding me? There's no city life there, only fields and the sea.
by Lighter_Waterfalls June 21, 2021
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British Person Paradox

A unique and highly repeatable psychological loop suffered exclusively by Bri’ish_Person, in which exposure to even minimal authority triggers a mental collapse from a functional individual into a paranoid, control-seeking ego case who believes the entire server is centered around him. The condition follows a consistent progression initial humility, growing entitlement, compulsive control, rising paranoia, and finally full power-poisoning before inevitably ending in dishonorable discharge.

Despite multiple prior episodes, the subject displays zero long-term learning and will re-enter the same cycle whenever authority is reintroduced, making BPP effectively incurable.
I think he's suffering from the British Person Paradox
by qwaned February 7, 2026
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