Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage

Doing a sitting 69 with a girl on her period while you're taking a dump.

Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.

by Chillosophy October 4, 2017

Green Blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin but she projectile vomits

Oww she gave me a green blumpkin

by Wowzer Zowzers! March 19, 2024

Spooky Blumpkin

Its exactly the same as a regular blumpkin except just as your about to finish someone scares the shit out of you.

If you are enjoy feeling scared, relieved and good all at the same time give a spooky blumpkin a try.

by Hootiemike August 2, 2024

Blumpkin

When you poop and then sit on it

I went to poop and accidentally still had the lid down and I blumpkined.

by Kit Cable December 18, 2023

Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021

Blumpkin Spiced Latte

its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea

after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte

by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024

The Splashing Blumpkins

This is just what I call The Smashing Pumpkins, I think it’s funny.

The Smashing Pumpkins? More like The Splashing Blumpkins, ammirite?

by thesplashingblumpkins June 5, 2021