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Hoover Love Bite

The red mark left on the skin of a person who has intentionally participated in intimate acts with a vaccum in lieu of a warm human body. The make and manufacture of said vaccuum is of no consequence.
It should also be noted that it is equally found amongst those who desire a mark to be visible(implying intimacy) as well as those who show the accidental mark caused by panic induced by the innevitable door knock or phone call.
Did you see the Hoover Love Bite on SGT D this morning?
by Doc Jay April 10, 2008
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french bite

A romantic event in which one of the partners or significant others, predominantly the male, lightly and passionately nibbles on the other person's nose while often licking in a washing machine like motion, enhancing the experience and your relationship. Quite a common thing to do between partners, even in short term relationships.
I saw Sally and I just had to give her a french bite.
by Nornirishlad6969 April 2, 2016
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shark bite

An unfortunate event of varying importance that breaks an individuals good spirit.
"$7 rum and cokes??? ouch... shark bite."
by JC Hammer April 21, 2006
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french bite

When you gently nibble/caress with your teeth and tounge on someone's nose.
Did you hear, Jeff gave Sandra a french bite the other day
by Nornirishlad6969 April 2, 2016
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bitesmee

sexual game involving chocolait and dog food applied to the genitalia, to entice the canine to nibble not lick licksmee
god no Andrew get up of the floor and wash that off you know you are banned from bitesmee, the poor animal it knows no better
by Not yet C November 6, 2006
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Bitextual

When someone flirts equally with males and females via text.
Connor: heyyyy will are we gonna go sledding tommorrow or whattt? ;)
Will: GTFO. youre such a bitextual
by willad February 19, 2011
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bivegsual

Someone is bivegsual when they claim to be a vegetarian but they still eat both meat and veg.
E.g.

Person1: "Hi I'm a vegetarian!"
Person2: "So why are you eating a BLT?"
Person1: "Oh, because bacon tastes great!"
Person2: "So, you're actually bivegsual."
by SotonVeggieSupreme October 17, 2013
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