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Beer Squirrel

A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.
Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."
by MCBassGuitar June 2, 2015
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Beer Pressure

when you go into a beer specialty store to buy domestic beer but feel pressured to pick up an IPA to feel cool
Today at the beer store in Portland I wanted Sam Adams but was feeling the beer pressure from the guy behind the counter so I grabbed an IPA to feel cool
by Blonde#1 October 24, 2015
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Beer Tax

Any alcohol left at a house after a party. Now belongs to whoever lives in that house.
Person 1: "Hey man, I think I left some beers(alcohol) at your place last night, can I come grab them?"

Person 2: "Fuck no man. That's ours now"

Person 1: "What, why?"

Person 2: "Beer tax, mate."
by Super_Vegeta April 14, 2014
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Beer Banking

The act of checking your bank account only when fortified by dutch courage (booze.
"Mate, I've just been beer banking and we're good to go!"

"Dude, I'm going round the corner to beer bank"
by Dave2010 January 20, 2009
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beers and retts

A term used to define the act of both consuming a pint of larger and smoking a cigarette at the same time while 'chilling' in a bar or pub.

this term is mainly used by people in the north of England who do not understand how to construct sentences using the English language, instead choosing to chant 'beers and retts' to indicate to their friends that it is time to have a pint and smoke a cigarette.

unfortunately, the use of 'beers and retts' has declined somewhat since the smoking ban as it is too cold in the north east to stand outside and smoke while also holding a cold beverage.
Pat: 'beers and retts and beers and retts and beers and retts and beers'

Niall: 'retts and beers and beers and retts'

In this exchange, both parties will proceed to acquire a pint of larger and then smoke a cigarette.

pat: 'beers and retts?'

Niall: 'No good sir, i suffer from lung cancer.'

in this exchange, only one party will proceed to smoke and drink at the same time.
by kingrett December 21, 2010
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Beer Moth

1: Someone, usually an alcoholic, who goes around trying to grab unattended and unfinished drinks in a bar or other drinking premises.

2 (literal definition): A moth that has fallen into your beer and drowned.
1: "Damnit Nathan, your stepmom's a beer moth! She drank my drink whilst I was on the crapper!"

2: "Aw, a moth just drowned in my drink. Better put the lil' guy in the bin."
by BSRaven January 5, 2009
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Beer Hit

hittin a blunt, then taking a gulp of beer will still holding in the smoke
Compton, CA. Metal up your ass!!!!
by Daimonos666Daemon February 13, 2012
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