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Trunk Beer

A trunk beer is a rare form of beer, which for reasons passing understanding, has been aged (forgotten about) in a friend’s trunk only to reappear and become highly desirable when booze is scarce. Common trunk beers include Miller Lite, Bud Light, Keystone Light, and PBR.
Hatham showed up late to the game and forgot beer so we had to break into a fresh case of trunk beer Weston had in his car.
by John Skinz December 18, 2012
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beers and retts

A term used to define the act of both consuming a pint of larger and smoking a cigarette at the same time while 'chilling' in a bar or pub.

this term is mainly used by people in the north of England who do not understand how to construct sentences using the English language, instead choosing to chant 'beers and retts' to indicate to their friends that it is time to have a pint and smoke a cigarette.

unfortunately, the use of 'beers and retts' has declined somewhat since the smoking ban as it is too cold in the north east to stand outside and smoke while also holding a cold beverage.
Pat: 'beers and retts and beers and retts and beers and retts and beers'

Niall: 'retts and beers and beers and retts'

In this exchange, both parties will proceed to acquire a pint of larger and then smoke a cigarette.

pat: 'beers and retts?'

Niall: 'No good sir, i suffer from lung cancer.'

in this exchange, only one party will proceed to smoke and drink at the same time.
by kingrett December 21, 2010
mugGet the beers and rettsmug.

beer clock

The level of beer in the last pitcher or glass, that determines when it's time to leave the bar or restaurant. i.e., when it's empty it's time to go -- and not before. (Obviously the beer clock can be reset by ordering another pitcher/glass.)
Child: Dad when are we going to go?
Dad: When the beer clock says so (pointing at the pitcher that isn't empty)!
by mmcg1 October 14, 2015
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Beer Hit

hittin a blunt, then taking a gulp of beer will still holding in the smoke
Compton, CA. Metal up your ass!!!!
by Daimonos666Daemon February 13, 2012
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Beer Moth

1: Someone, usually an alcoholic, who goes around trying to grab unattended and unfinished drinks in a bar or other drinking premises.

2 (literal definition): A moth that has fallen into your beer and drowned.
1: "Damnit Nathan, your stepmom's a beer moth! She drank my drink whilst I was on the crapper!"

2: "Aw, a moth just drowned in my drink. Better put the lil' guy in the bin."
by BSRaven January 5, 2009
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beer locust

Someone that drinks all your beer.
My buddy is such a beer locust, he was over last night and drank all my beer.
by Blanco Diablo January 17, 2020
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Beer dew

Take a spoonful of coffee grounds and put her in your mouth and then chase it with beer
Tommy: “Dude I’m feeling a little tired”
Benny: “Dude rip a beer dew, it’s like blow but different
by T-cents May 21, 2020
mugGet the Beer dewmug.

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