Beaked up wank

How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.

How was your night laddie?

Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep

by Mrrobot7891 November 10, 2020

Bearded Men

Men with bears who are either really sexy, or likes other men. Goes by the name Dalton and kisses dudes is the locker room.

Bearded Men are just like Lil Nas X.

by that,dude,who,is,lightskin March 9, 2022

Beard Bulking

When you let your beard grow wild af before you go and get a rigorous trim, sculpt, and product beard massage.

Me: Wow Tyler, you’re beard is looking pretty unruly.

Tyler: I’m beard bulking to look fly for the ladies this summer.

by Jaydawn April 27, 2022

Beardacles

Bristly, pubic-like feeling of beard hair being cuddled up against your soft skin.

Rachel: Get your beardacles off me!
Craig: Sorry! You looked cold.

by glazedpaczki May 22, 2022

BeamedByMatthew

this word is commoly used as a N_Word pass and a excuse of being an octapus

1: "aye you cant say that"---"dont worry i got BeamedByMatthew your Nigger"

by Monobebe June 29, 2022

ring beard

the hair aroung someones sphincta(but hole)

E.g errr look at that chicks ring beard

by ben n penny June 14, 2007

Dribble Beard

A term that is derrived from "dribble on your beard", meaning litteraly that one has no controll over their salivating

1. Originally refers to a senile person

2. Common insult with no meaning such as Gay

3. Someone who is a complete Arse/Tit

1. My Grandad became a Dribble Beard so we had to but him in a home

2. Oi, why'd you spill my drink you dribble beard!?

3. See that boy, yeah, hes a right dribble beard

by Antony - D March 28, 2008